Wrong Size Speedo
Buford J. Buford and his brothers wanted to try out for the upcoming summer Olympics water polo team but were having trouble finding the right size required Speedo . . .
Size Issues
Eugene hadn’t planned on swimming nude, but repeated trips to the mall didn’t yield one Speedo his size . . .
Out on a Limb
Michael had bought his Speedo just a little too big, and on the first dive–well, it was gone. Out on a limb, hiding and waiting for everyone else to leave, he felt as vulnerable as Al Sharpton with a tax audit . . .
Bad Jokes
Out of kindness, Jimmie, the host of the summer’s end party, invited Vinnie, notorious for his bad jokes, with the promise Vinnie would keep quiet and tell no jokes. After a few beers and a couple of shots of Grey Goose and being rebuffed by several chicks he hit on, Vinnie was not to be denied. Clad only in his Speedo, Vinnie began his repertoire; as expected, the other guests couldn’t take flight fast enough, leaving Vinnie in his Speedo telling jokes to a tallow-wood tree. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Speedo Blues
Harvey was more than a little depressed; he had watched with awe and admiration the diving competition at the Olympics on TV at his favorite sports bar. He decided to give diving a try at the local YMCA. His girlfriend was visiting New York and promised to bring Harvey a Speedo (they were hard to find in Montana). All she could find in his size was in pink, which Harvey thought was not all that masculine and proper for an Olympic contender, especially when he saw the embroidered “Save The Ta Tas” logo displayed across the backside . . . . David, Sf.G.