Wrong Size Speedo
Buford J. Buford and his brothers wanted to try out for the upcoming summer Olympics water polo team but were having trouble finding the right size required Speedo . . .
Change of Plans
Billie, Tom and Manfred had practiced long and hard for the Olympic bobsled team, but just couldn’t find a fourth player. Since emigrating from Africa years before, they had come to love their new home and wanted to participate in the bobsled or Luge events to represent their new home. The feeling was that based on Newtonian physics, their mass, once in motion, could only help. Without a team of four though, their application was rejected. Maybe one of the swimming events? Manfred promised to get on eBay right away and buy their Speedos.