• Gustav was concerned about the sun damage on his back.  The dermatologist  suggested more sunblock.  The concept sounded right, but he wondered how to apply it with his hoofs or even how he'd open the container . . .

More Sunblock?

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Personal Grooming Issues

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  • Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him.  As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

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  • The union rep had cut a pretty good deal for grazing and winter shelter, but somehow he'd dropped the ball on the clothing allowance . . .

Clothing Allowance

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Last Man Standing

Eustace swore he would be the last man standing at his bachelor party, and it was down to him and Gary.  And then he remembered, hey, they were bison, not men; had the bartender buffaloed them into drinking too much . . .?

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Taking a Knee

Protesting fences, Eugene “took a knee” every time someone said, “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam . . .”

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