Lady Gaga

Beach Bum

Kenny had finally had it–he quit his job, moved out of his parents home, and headed for the Texas Gulf Coast beach–free at last, a beach bum.  But as the weeks went by, he found that it wasn’t like the beaches on Hawaii Five-O.  There weren’t that many bikini clad chicks anxious to make his acquaintance,  nobody offered to teach him to surf, and without money, it was tough to eat well–but wait; was that Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga down the beach there?  Hope springs eternal . . . . . . David, Sf.G.

By |November 27th, 2013|Categories: Beach Scenes, Birds, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Beach Bum
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Queen of Weird

Madonna knew it would be a painful and expensive trip to the tattoo shop, but there were standards that had to be maintained.  First Lady Gaga, then Nicki Minaj, and now that little Disney twit Miley Cyrus, all trying to upstage the queen of weird.  Time to step up the game and see who was a poser, and who was really weird. . . . . . David, Sf.G.

By |November 11th, 2013|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Queen of Weird
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Wrong Color

Lionel wasn’t blue politically, and he wasn’t red, but that didn’t mean he was a hybrid–some of both.  In fact, he kinda’ liked Worf, from Star Trek, with maybe Barney (Purple Barney from Sesame Street, not Barney Frank) as Worf’s running mate.  Maybe Miley Cyrus as Secretary of State and Lady Gaga as Secretary of Defense  . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |October 13th, 2013|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Wrong Color
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Wardrobe Malfunction

Lady Gaga’s new pelican outfit just didn’t wow the crowds.  Even though nothing fell out, she still considered it a wardrobe malfunction; after all, it couldn’t have been her. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |August 10th, 2013|Categories: Beach Scenes, Birds, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Wardrobe Malfunction
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Lady Gaga’s New Do

Conceptually, Lady Gaga liked the casual windblown look, but the color concerned her; she was worried that maybe the audiences might confuse her with her musical competitor, Pink.  . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |May 23rd, 2013|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , |Comments Off on Lady Gaga’s New Do
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Alternative Energy

Gerry had been quite keen on the concept of alternative energy, that is, until he went to a seminar in downtown Houston sponsored by Al Gore, Lady Gaga and some illustrious professor from the University of Phoenix (on line).  The argument for wind and solar energy was compelling until Al suggested Gerry mount solar panels on his wings to generate power as he cruised, and have a small wind turbine fitted to his beak to take advantage of the high wind speed as he dove.  The question was, where was he supposed to put  the batteries, because a cord sure wasn’t going to work? . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |May 19th, 2013|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Alternative Energy
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