Pelican

Just a Sip

Timmy’s mother had told him, “Don’t drink the swimming pool water; who knows what’s in it?” But Timmy couldn’t resist, just a sip . . .

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Sword Swallower

Bub had applied as an acrobat trainee with the circus, but the Human Resources office assured him he would make a better sword swallower . . .

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Career Choices

Ignacio (center) was a natural and gifted speaker, and he  seldom was quiet as a result.  He loved the sound of his own voice, and so he saw his career path as Politician, pastor of a mega church, personal injury lawyer, or stand-up comedian   It was tough to choose . . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |October 27th, 2013|Categories: Beach Scenes, Birds, Texas|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Career Choices

Lip Gloss?

Annette knew she was a class act–she had been told this since she was a kid–but she wanted to be the best she could be when applying for that new job, and something was just off a little bit; maybe a different lip gloss?. . . .  David, Sf.G.

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Wardrobe Malfunction

Lady Gaga’s new pelican outfit just didn’t wow the crowds.  Even though nothing fell out, she still considered it a wardrobe malfunction; after all, it couldn’t have been her. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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Why the Long Face?

Bonnie’s friends couldn’t help but ask, “You’re a beautiful blonde; you have just been elected Prom Queen, so why the long face?”. . . .  David, Sf.G.

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