Juan had been very confused. Sure, he’d been a little thick-headed when his girlfriend called it quits, and perhaps he’d been a little too persistent. Then the girlfriend’s attorney, from New Jersey, told him they were getting a restraining order barring him from “storking” his former love. It took a while for him to understand that “stalking,” for the Joisey guys came out “storking.”
After finding a patch of pretty good loco weed, the party got rolling along quite nicely until Harold started his “Call me Tiger” routine. The girls said, “You ain’t a big cat from India, and you’re certainly not a famous golfer–you’re just big old Harold with a bad dye job . . .”
Magdalene (left) tries to explain to her daughter and two nieces that when meeting a new guy you may want to date there have to be lines you just won’t cross, though barbed wire isn’t necessarily one of them . . .
Cynthia (Golden Orb Weaver, Front) was feeling a little deceitful–she really hadn’t explained to Herbie (back, dragonfly) what coming to dinner involved . . .
When Troy tried to kiss his girlfriend goodnight, her reaction was startling–was it bad breath? Or was it something he said? His lawyer encouraged him to sue someone for alienation of affection . . .
Ozzy was trying to hide from Belinda, his girl friend–he had stood her up and entirely missed their date. It had been accidental, he hadn’t meant to, but after watching the ball game with his buddies and having a couple of beers, he had fallen asleep in the big futon. Not knowing he had a date, his buddies just let him sleep. Why couldn’t this brush be a little taller . . .?
