New Jersey

Stalking Threat

Juan had been very confused. Sure, he’d been a little thick-headed when his girlfriend called it quits, and perhaps he’d been a little too persistent. Then the girlfriend’s attorney, from New Jersey, told him they were getting a restraining order barring him from “storking” his former love.  It took a while for him to understand that “stalking,” for the Joisey guys came out “storking.”

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New Jersey?

When  Al from the Texas Gulf Coast was told he had to visit relatives in “Joisey,” thoughts of Newark and big industry consumed him.  He remembered the old joke about why New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and New York got all the lawyers. Answer: New Jersey got first choice. . . Then he looked on the map and saw it was western New Jersey, something he hadn’t known existed . . .

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Shortcut

While examining the damage to the barrier islands on New Jersey’s coast, Ginny, one of the Governor’s aides, thought that she would skip the sidewalk and take what appeared to be a shortcut.  She was just glad that she hadn’t worn the Jimmy Choo’s. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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