A Bird Goes Into a Sushi Bar
A bird goes into a sushi bar, only to be told no red-necks, red commies, even Red Skelton look-a-likes can eat raw fish in that establishment . . .
A bird goes into a sushi bar, only to be told no red-necks, red commies, even Red Skelton look-a-likes can eat raw fish in that establishment . . .
As this wasn’t her first nesting season at the rookery, knowing that some things only run downhill, Suzy (called “Toozy” by her friends) recognized the importance of claiming a top bunk nest site as quickly as possible . . .
Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, had been charged with protecting the family from rogue armadillos. She was practicing her “Kill” look, hoping intimidation would limit the actual need for violence . . .
With doctors able to transplant corneas, hearts, and other major organs, and do cosmetic and facial reconstructive surgery, Eloise was very unhappy to learn the docs couldn’t do a cat face transplant so she could be the next new super hero film star . . .
When Evelyn told her BFF Twyla Sue she was saving up to buy a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, her BFF told her she was more likely to be a pair of Jimmy Choos than to wear them. Expensive cowboy boots were another possibility . . .
Eustace swore he would be the last man standing at his bachelor party, and it was down to him and Gary. And then he remembered, hey, they were bison, not men; had the bartender buffaloed them into drinking too much . . .?