Snakes in the Garden
Billy was going to protest–every time the kids played “creation in the garden of Eden,” he had to be the snake, even though everyone knew he was too shy to talk to girls . . .
New Shoes (Choos)
When Evelyn told her BFF Twyla Sue she was saving up to buy a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, her BFF told her she was more likely to be a pair of Jimmy Choos than to wear them. Expensive cowboy boots were another possibility . . .