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When Her Royal Fuzziness, the Princess Buttercup, heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie," she wondered why dogs would lie at all and especially if they're sleeping. In fact, how could they lie if they were sleeping . . .
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While filling out the dating site questionnaire, Handsome Samson was asked, "What do you do best?" "Grow hair," was his answer, and he attached a picture file to prove his point . . .
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After seeing some old Superrman reruns on TV, Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) thought, "how hard can it be?" He soon decided flying lessons might be worth the trouble after all . . .
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With Montana getting its first blizzard in September, John deduced that it might be a tough commute from his ranch into town for his day job . . .
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Handsome Samson, looking for a little distinction, thought he might add a title, "His Royal Handsomeness" to Handsome Samson, or he could just go by "Sam I Am . . ."
