Guard Duty
Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, had been charged with protecting the family from rogue armadillos. She was practicing her “Kill” look, hoping intimidation would limit the actual need for violence . . .
Head in the Sand
Juan was offended; he wasn’t an ostrich, burying his head in the sand to avoid unpleasantness. There was just no other place to get a good meal of fat grubs . . .