health insurance

  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage

Back Trouble

Mervyn (pictured) had been putting up with a sore back for years; his health insurance didn’t cover chiropractor visits.True, he wasn’t real active, didn’t dance or play basketball, but even if he had to pay for it himself, he was going to see the chiropractor and get this kink in his back straightened out.

By |July 29th, 2016|Categories: Health, Idaho, Landscapes, Pacific Northwest|Tags: , |Comments Off on Back Trouble

You Should Have Used Sunblock

Jimmy’s wife was alternating between trying to comfort him and being angry that he hadn’t used the sunblock she so carefully gave him before the offshore fishing trip. “What if you get skin cancer from the sunburn? We don’t have insurance.  What would I tell my friends–my husband died of cancer of the face?”

By |April 6th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Health, Pop culture|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on You Should Have Used Sunblock

No Suppressed Feelings

When some Montana residents were asked by the pollsters how their new Federally Mandated health insurance programs were working out compared to their previous health care plan, one said “Fair,” two refused to comment, while two showed their appreciation without uttering a word . . .

By |February 26th, 2015|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on No Suppressed Feelings

Busted Flipper

While playing girls’ football (Soccer), Cynthia had suffered a broken arm.  Her teammates jokingly referred to it as her busted flipper.  As things turned out, her new government mandated insurance policy that cost more than her old policy didn’t cover busted flippers or any sports injuries, as well as quite a few other things . . .

By |March 23rd, 2014|Categories: Flowers, Politics, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Busted Flipper

Keeping His Head Above Water

Michael, when asked, “How Y’all doing, Mikey?” always tried to sound positive, but between an acrimonious divorce, spousal and child support, losing his insurance  and an expensive new girlfriend–not to mention the payments on his Corvette and bass boat–was barely keeping his head above water . . .

By |January 9th, 2014|Categories: Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Keeping His Head Above Water