• Gustav was concerned about the sun damage on his back.  The dermatologist  suggested more sunblock.  The concept sounded right, but he wondered how to apply it with his hoofs or even how he'd open the container . . .

More Sunblock?

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  • Lionel had thought to attend the Iowa Caucuses, believing he had heard "Cowcusses" and thinking the food might be good (They do have to feed 'em, don't they?). He'd heard Iowa was famous for corn, but then he also heard they were famous for beef production. That could end badly. He also wondered why cows would get together to cuss . . .

Iowa Caucuses

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  • Elaine couldn't seem to attract the right sort of guy to start a family with, or for that matter, any guy at all.  She wondered if maybe a little more make-up would do the trick . . .

More Make-Up?

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  • The art school film department had caught a wave of nostalgia and wanted to create a remake of the Annette Funicello/Frankie Avalon  movie from the early 60's, Muscle Beach Party.  A low budget necessitated some compromises . . .

Muscle Beach Party

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Doorbell Camera?

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  • "Yeah, yeah, Mom,"  said young Huey. I know goats--even mountain goats--are vegan, no choice.  But couldn't we at least have one of those Burger King Veggie burgers so I can not look stupid in front of the coyote kids and the bob cat boys . . .?"

Vegan Burger?

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