In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .
Justine turned down a scholarship to a pricey East Coast University; she had her heart set on Texas A & M, where she could go to Cowledge . . .
Sally had always liked the old country song “The Yellow Rose of Texas,” but it really wasn’t her, and there was just something off about “The Yellow Pea of Oregon” . . .
Every time Dan finished a race without a wreck he couldn’t help himself; he had to sing a couple of bars of “I Fought The Law (of gravity), and I Won . . .”
Most of the Texas Gulf Coast residents just called it a “job,” but the Green Peace, PETA, and Sierra Club had dubbed it Dante’s Inferno (Houston) . . .
Everyone agreed–The Donald looked like a no-compromise sort of guy, even relaxing in his pool–and Megyn from the Fox Network declined to join him in the pool . . .
