Dante’s Inferno
Most of the Texas Gulf Coast residents just called it a “job,” but the Green Peace, PETA, and Sierra Club had dubbed it Dante’s Inferno (Houston) . . .
Not Green Enough
McKenzie was troubled and disappointed; Green Peace wouldn’t hire her, nor would PETA. They said she wasn’t green enough. Her manager was trying to get her involved in a comeback gig for Miley Cyrus and Al Gore with his band the AlGoreRhythms, perhaps involving some wardrobe malfunction. It was undecided whether the malfunction should be Al’s or Miley’s . . . . . David, Sf.G.