The Yellow Pea of Oregon
Sally had always liked the old country song “The Yellow Rose of Texas,” but it really wasn’t her, and there was just something off about “The Yellow Pea of Oregon” . . .
Mistaken Identity
Ginger wished that just once she could go into a country bar, do a little line dancing, and not have some guy use the old (worn completely out) pick up line “Say, Y’all the Yellow Rose of Texas?” What was wrong with being from Nashua, New Hampshire, and why should she always have to explain?