The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed. They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .
When Gordy took his newly adopted rescue dog to PetSmart for a trim before rabbit season, the groomer was quick to offer an opinion: “That dog won’t hunt . . .”
Henry Bob Johnson was sad to learn that “Open Deer Season” in Texas didn’t mean you could use any firearm you owned; there were some restrictions . . .
Buford J. Buford and his brothers wanted to try out for the upcoming summer Olympics water polo team but were having trouble finding the right size required Speedo . . .
Herbie’s plan to create the “Surf Montana” franchise wasn’t working out very well. He blamed it on Montana’s two season weather–Winter and July.
Eugene hadn’t planned on swimming nude, but repeated trips to the mall didn’t yield one Speedo his size . . .
