To complete his hipster makeover, a hat was needed, and to add a certain German flair, Westley decided to use a German dog for a hat. Clearly German Shepherds and German Shorthairs were too large–the Dachshund puppy seemed about right and seemed to enjoy the attention. And predictably, the girls loved it, but there was still a little issue with bathroom training . . .
Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) had thought to give politics a try, so he went to the local party office to sign up as a candidate for the Bridge and Drainage Commission, only to be told he was too young, still wet behind the ears. In dog years he was approaching 40 . . .
When Juan went outside to see what was causing his chickens to fuss so much, he scanned the field, saw his prize rooster missing, and realized two things very quickly: That wasn’t Lassie, and his rooster wasn’t the road runner . . .
First it had been Madonna, then Pink and Lady Gaga, now Frizzy thought she would have a go at the pop music circuit. Her first single hit, “Howl like a she wolf,” while short on actual lyrics, carried with it with raw emotion of the head back, wide-open-mouth canine howl at the moon that some claimed she borrowed from Texas Democratic Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee when complaining about George W. Bush . . .
When Westley picked up his new pet {Brownie} from the pet adoption center, they said it had been neutered, was current on shots and ready for a new home. They had seemed a bit vague on exact breed of dog he might be. Attempts at training had proved problematic; Brownie would not respond to simple commands like “Come,” “Sit,” or “Stay”, and he was having a real problem with house training. Then there was the matter of the missing cat . . .
Snuffy the Wonderdog had had it with his cable provider–price hikes, bad service, having to pay for dozens of channels he didn’t want in order to get a few that he did. He watched a video on YouTube and learned how to make his own dish but seemed to be having troubles getting it aligned right for good reception . . .
