Snake Handling
Buttercup had read some rural Appalachian churches practiced snake handling and was curious, but decided it wasn’t for her . . .
Alaskan Fuel Economy
Kimbo (lead dog) was a firm believer in the old Alaskan adage, “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” This led him his team to embrace a somewhat cavalier attitude towards the “green” movement; after all, there were few places you could plug in an electric car such as the Chevy Volt or the Nissan Leaf, and when actual fuel was used, it was measured in kibbles per mile rather than miles per gallon.
No Chupacabra Boyfriend
Buttercup knew she was different–she embraced it–but was really hurt when someone began tweeting she had a Chupacabra for a boyfriend . . .
Unfulfilled Expectations
When The Princess Buttercup (AKA Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day) had agreed to let the stylist make her look “just like one of the Kardashians,” her hopes had been high. After “do” reflections, her hope gave way to doubt about the stylists claims . . .while lovely, it just wasn’t “Kardashian.”
Freedom of Religion
Mrs. Wylie Coyote told her husband in no uncertain terms she didn’t care what religion he had joined, he didn’t get to have any extra wives, no matter what the Constitution said about freedom of religion . .
Oh Really . . . ?
Polly couldn’t believe what Blake was telling her–Blake had just heard on MSNBC–Michelle Obama was leaving Barack and the White House to marry George Clooney and start a new Hip Hop record label featuring former politicians like Newt, Romney, and Janet Reno . . .