Surveillance Worries
With the Game Department putting tracking chips in everything and everyone, Bruce was concerned they would tell his mother he was getting friendly with the older girls . . .
Diverting Attention
Clem, noticing his tie didn’t go well with his shirt, tried to divert attention from himself by pointing and saying, “Look, President Trump came to the wedding . . .”
First Date
Ronnie (right) had met Clarissa (left) on Facebook, and it seemed from their correspondence on line that they were ideally suited for each other; from her picture, she was a real beauty. When they finally met face to face Ronnie realized that the online pictures hadn’t given him any clue about size . . .
Chink in His Armor
Tony thought he was dressed to be a bullet proof chick magnet; his sister told him he should give some attention to the chink in his armor . . .
The Hot Girls
Though she was a straight A student, class president, and considered “cute,” Georgia knew she would never never be one of the “Hot Girls” . . .
Inconceivable!
When Gilbert (The Fluffy One) heard on Oprah that the human females preened and got all spiffy looking to attract the males, all he could say was “Inconceivable . . .!”