Ruby throated hummingbird

  • Carlisle (pictured) knew he was cool; all the girls told him so. In fact, he came from a long line of cool guys, but seeing his reflection in the feeder for the first time and seeing just how cool he was made him sit back for just a moment to take it all in. "Whoa!" was all he could say . . .

Too Cool

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  • Bill agreed he wouldn't tell his best friend Cork about Cork's wife using his American Express card, so when asked which way she went, Bill did his best to help without breaking his promise . . .

Wrong Way

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Guard Job

Guarding the hummingbird feeders from other hummers hadn’t seemed difficult, but Bubba found it a little boring after the others migrated . . .

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Light Weights

TJ was disappointed when Amazon rejected his hummingbird Drone delivery concept. True they were fast and agile, but payload limits were a little light . . .

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Sit Down Restaurant

Bo dreamed of  starting a hummingbird 3-star, healthy food, sit-down restaurant, but sadly the little beauties were addicted to fast-food high-sugar drive-thrus . . .

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Failed Dye Job

When his “Ruby” throat didn’t get red as fast as he hoped, Benny tried the local hair stylist. ¬†It seems her vision of ruby isn’t just what Benny had in mind . . .

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