Cowmedian
He wondered why his jokes fell flat–got no laughs–his girlfriend told him he just wasn’t ever going to be a cowmedian. Maybe he could try some cat or goldfish jokes next open mike night . . .
WWDDD?
Loren was doing his best to entertain the group that had come to his Political Action Committee fund drive for his favorite politician and, the truth be told, he was a pretty fair stand up comedian. He just wished he would never again hear “That guy quacks me up!” Thinking about his famous relative, he just kept asking himself “What would Daffy Duck do?”
Cow Humor
Hudson, a native Texas Longhorn, thought rather than go into beef production (no long term prospects there), he would become the first “Cow Comedian,” but his jokes didn’t get much response from his fellow cows. He was trying to decide if they just weren’t funny, or if bovine reticence just made them a tough audience . . .
Career Choices
Ignacio (center) was a natural and gifted speaker, and he seldom was quiet as a result. He loved the sound of his own voice, and so he saw his career path as Politician, pastor of a mega church, personal injury lawyer, or stand-up comedian It was tough to choose . . . . . . David, Sf.G.