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Once again, Hillary's ears were burning. She knew they were talking about her behind her back . . .
Feeling Safe
The girls didn’t understand, why should they join PETA, they were in India for goodness sake . . .?
Easy Peasy
When little Kendall asked his mother about life, she said, “it’s easy peasy: eat, drink, eliminate waste (this requires no conscious effort) and sleep; easy peasy. She thought they would have the “Where’s the beef?” discussion later . . .
Farm Humor
When the cows and pigs asked Farmer Jones to tell some political jokes one Friday evening, he said “Sorry, can’t, the manure spreader is broken . . .”
Brand Issues
Angie knew that cows had to be branded, but couldn’t they do something classy, like Dior, Jimmy Choo, or Chanel . . .
Troubling Prospects
As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .