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  • The county park gig had its benefits--lots of hand outs from the picnickers, no real danger except for the alligator (but he only got one or two ducks a year)--but the "Quacks me up" jokes and being called the "Quack Doctor" got a little tiresome.  She wasn't even a Naturopath or a Chiropractor . . .

Quacks Me Up

By |January 18th, 2019|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Quacks Me Up

New Job

Donna, tired of being a checker at Wal-Mart, was trying to find an online application for the DNC chairperson after Debbie Wasserman Schultz ducked out . . .

WWDDD?

Loren was doing his best to entertain the group that had come to his Political Action Committee fund drive for his favorite politician and, the truth be told, he was a pretty fair stand up comedian.  He just wished he would never again hear “That guy quacks me up!”  Thinking about his famous relative, he just kept asking himself “What would Daffy Duck do?”

By |November 9th, 2015|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on WWDDD?