Didn’t Happen
Alvin was disappointed; his spiritual adviser told him if he buried his head in the sand during the eclipse and prayed, he would win the Powerball jackpot. Didn’t happen . . .
Alvin was disappointed; his spiritual adviser told him if he buried his head in the sand during the eclipse and prayed, he would win the Powerball jackpot. Didn’t happen . . .
Preparing for the “Elvis Look-alike Open Mike Night,” Steve practiced his bow and his “thenk yew verra much” sign-off. How could it get any better than that?
When CNN reported that Donald Trump was opening a Glacier Park resort with yodeling bellboys and waitstaff, he tweeted “#fakenews, only the waitstaff would yodel . . .”
New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest. Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .
Ever popular in Texas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NY NY; go figure . . .
Though elegant in their “Dancing With The Stars” appearance, the girls’ true nature came out at the all you can eat seafood buffet . . .