Didn’t Happen
Alvin was disappointed; his spiritual adviser told him if he buried his head in the sand during the eclipse and prayed, he would win the Powerball jackpot. Didn’t happen . . .
A Question of Perspective
Jaime, 7, had heard about eclipses from his teacher and was more than a little excited to actually be able to see a solar eclipse from his yard. When the sun sank before the moon was completely up, producing only a partial eclipse, Jaime suggested that next time they should get on the roof so they were closer; maybe the view would be better. . . . . David, Sf.G.