Close to finishing his doctorate in musicology, Julian decided something new was needed for his thesis. He decided to create a whole new genre of music; R&B, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Punk, Grunge, Hip Hop, Narcocorrido, Disco, whiny Emo, and other styles being old stuff. He was going to launch “Stink” and create a black and white fashion industry to go along with it. The new color was colorless (white) or all colors at the same time (black) . . .
When the Queen bee had been asked for hive emails, not just the work related ones but the “private” ones that left big gaps in the record, she instructed her chief of staff to tell the Justice Department, the Right side of the aisle, and the media to “Buzz Off” . . .
As Dan cheated the law of gravity (and death) he couldn’t help but hum a few bars of his favorite song, “I fought the law and I won . . .”
Sure, the fancy breeding plumage was gorgeous and came every spring, but a real fashionista like Jilly needed to accessorize, so when she saw a sale at Nordstr oms–Whoa! Purses, scarves, Jewelry, shades–this was a must stop . . .
Sadly, Lake Waubesa in McFarland, Wisconsin missed hosting Lady Gaga and her fiance’s first polar bear ice water plunge. It seems that Lake Waubesa was covered with a solid sheet of ice, unlike Lake Michigan in Chicago (where the deed happened), which had ice chunks but wasn’t completely frozen. None of the ice fisherman on Lake Waubesa could drill a hole big enough for the Lady to plunge in on her boy friend’s back, much less get back out . . .
To complete his hipster makeover, a hat was needed, and to add a certain German flair, Westley decided to use a German dog for a hat. Clearly German Shepherds and German Shorthairs were too large–the Dachshund puppy seemed about right and seemed to enjoy the attention. And predictably, the girls loved it, but there was still a little issue with bathroom training . . .
