Unfair Comparison
When after a few beers (maybe more than a few), Jim’s buddy Chuckie said Jim’s neck, when folded for flight, reminded him of the P-trap part of a toilet drain, he thought it an unfair comparison–in fact just plain insulting . . .
Whoa!
Sure, the fancy breeding plumage was gorgeous and came every spring, but a real fashionista like Jilly needed to accessorize, so when she saw a sale at Nordstr oms–Whoa! Purses, scarves, Jewelry, shades–this was a must stop . . .
Inequality
In theory, all were equal under the law. Still, every time Jeanie (second from right, gray) dropped in, everyone looked the other way–what was that all about . . .?
Not Covered
While it had not exactly been promised, “If you like your vet, you can keep your vet,” it had surely been inferred. Now Henri had a sore neck and found out that his Universal Health Care policy wouldn’t pay, that is, unless he was in the country illegally, in jail, or not working . . .
New Egret
The deal had been simple, Brian (large, brownish red) agreed to give Tiffany (small, white, yellow beak) a free ride and all the bugs she could eat, but clearly she wasn’t “Takin’ care of business”. For proof, he showed her his left shoulder and side. And he was tired of her snide remarks like “Don’t let it bug you” as well . . .
Hard To Swallow
Jim told his wife Gabby that he was having a hard time swallowing the government’s new healthcare law. She told him if he didn’t finish swallowing that bullfrog he caught a little while ago that was stuck halfway down his throat, he was going to need more than government healthcare to swallow anything, . . . . David, Sf.G. Enjoy your favorite vintage AGR’s by going to agrphoto.net. Feel free to share with your friends.