“That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things!”
When she showed him the results of his partying with the boys, Jack’s wife added, “That’s why we can’t have nice things . . .”
The Good China
“We are supposed to be best friends,” said James to Sandra and Julie, “but when we are invited to dinner, they never get out the good china!”
No Littering
Pat hadn’t realized that dropping his used chewing gum was littering; still, overnight in jail seemed a little harsh . . .
Nike Jordan Airs
Howard hadn’t minded his girlfriend’s demand to wait in line for the new Nike Jordan Airs or the price, but how was he supposed to wear them–he was a fish . . .
Cool/Uncool
As a kid, Jo’s spiky legs were cool, but as an adult, she found it very hard to keep the spikes from snagging the web she just built . . .
Mars Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Rowena was auditioning for a part in a hybrid film, Mars Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, but wasn’t sure it was worth it to have to listen to Slim Whitman sing “Indian Love Call” .