Ducks

  • When Hilda, embarrassed, stuck her head in the water, her husband Gabe reminded her, "You're not an ostrich, and that's not sand . . ."

Not an Ostrich

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Not an Ostrich

Dance of the Duckbutts

Henry and Heidi were all atwitter–they were practicing and practicing,–they intended to win first place in the “Dance of the Duckbutts” this year . . .

By |April 18th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Pop culture|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Dance of the Duckbutts

The Good China

“We are supposed to be best friends,” said James to Sandra and Julie, “but when we are invited to dinner, they never get out the good china!”

By |April 6th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on The Good China

Duck Dynasty

Gwen, Sylvan, and Thomas were miffed on two accounts:  First, not being language experts, they had mistaken the name of the popular TV show to be saying Ducks Die Nasty, which seemed to bring an undeserved  bad name on ducks; second: how did that dumb TV show about ducks, not have any ducks in some sort of starring role or at least a cameo appearance?. . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 12th, 2013|Categories: Birds, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Duck Dynasty

Dance of the Duck Butts

There was a sense of celebration in the air! Finally, it was time for the Annual Dance Of The Duck Butts. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 28th, 2012|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Dance of the Duck Butts