Redheads
The boys kept ducking her; Lizzy didn’t get it–didn’t boys like redheads? Lucille Ball, Maureen O’Hara and Janis Joplin were redheads; what was wrong with her . . .?
Razor Rash
When Sally accused Brett of having some other girl’s lipstick on his collar, he said, “Nonsense, it’s just razor burn . . .”
Rosacea
Eugene’s doctor told him it was only a mild case of rosacea, he would probably grow out of it at adulthood. Eugene wasn’t so sure . . .
The Good China
“We are supposed to be best friends,” said James to Sandra and Julie, “but when we are invited to dinner, they never get out the good china!”