Politics

    Drought/Flood Conundrum

    David, thinking outside the box, tried to figure out how to ship Texas’ excess flood water to California.  Gov. Brown was receptive, but his constituency wanted to know if it was vegan; had it crossed borders legally; would it need Government help once it arrived, and did it qualify for ObamaCare?  The nuts & bolts part–how to physically get it there–seemed to be lost somehow.  The Libs worried a water pipeline might be used to move Texas oil to California.  And who would they name it after–George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Cher, Lady Gaga? Gov. Brown was open, but the Californians were firm–NO BUSH . . .!

    By |May 31st, 2015|Categories: Bizarre, Natural Disasters, Politics, Texas|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Drought/Flood Conundrum
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      Multicultural Block Party

      In spite of dire warnings from Houston Texas “Community Organizer” Quanell X, the multicultural block party had gone beautifully . . .

      By |May 28th, 2015|Categories: Flowers, Politics, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Multicultural Block Party
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        Humble Beginnings

        When the new presidential candidate from Arizona said he came from humble beginnings–a hole in the wall–he wasn’t kidding; however, some doubted his story about being raised by wolves, since they had been declared extinct in Arizona  some years before his birth . . .

        By |May 24th, 2015|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Humble Beginnings
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          Community Organizer

          Consuelo billed herself as a community organizer, social activist, and advocate for the downtrodden, but just didn’t feel like she was getting the respect she deserved; first nothing in Ferguson, then a washout out in Baltimore–how did a girl get noticed . . . ?

          By |April 29th, 2015|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Community Organizer
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            Unidentified

            The conspiracy crowd said it was a UFO, and others said a secret NASA project gone bad; the Government wasn’t saying anything. One of the local conservative talk show hosts claimed it was Hillary after testifying about the lost e-mail server, Benghazi, and the questionable foreign funding for the Clinton foundation . . .

            By |April 13th, 2015|Categories: Politics, Texas|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Unidentified
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              All That Glitters . . .

              Eustace, in favor of returning to the gold standard, tried to get his congressman to introduce a bill that that would not only reinstate the gold standard but attach a rider stating that all goldfish should be weighed in Troy ounces. His congressman reminded him that all that glitters is not gold, and that was especially true for three for a dollar goldfish bought at Wal-Mart’s pet department . . .

              By |April 8th, 2015|Categories: domestic animals, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on All That Glitters . . .
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