Kicked Out
Eloise, while taking the sun in Florida, was mistaken for a protester at the nearby Trump rally. She hadn’t even known it WAS a Trump rally until the Secret Service ejected her . . .
Campaign Speeches
After meeting India’s new Prime Minister Modi, one of the US Presidential candidates was so impressed he returned the favor and visited PM Modi. He asked how he won so handily. “It was easy,” said the Prime Minister, “I just showed the voting public where all of my competitors’ ideas and speeches came from . . .”
Humble Beginnings
When the new presidential candidate from Arizona said he came from humble beginnings–a hole in the wall–he wasn’t kidding; however, some doubted his story about being raised by wolves, since they had been declared extinct in Arizona some years before his birth . . .