Cold Fish
When John pointed to the gold shape in the water and said, “Look, a Goldfish,” his 4 year old son replied “No Dad,, a cold fish . . .”
All That Glitters . . .
Eustace, in favor of returning to the gold standard, tried to get his congressman to introduce a bill that that would not only reinstate the gold standard but attach a rider stating that all goldfish should be weighed in Troy ounces. His congressman reminded him that all that glitters is not gold, and that was especially true for three for a dollar goldfish bought at Wal-Mart’s pet department . . .
Size Matters
Zenvo had asked her grandfather for a goldfish, and lacking further details, he assumed that bigger was better. Zenvo didn’t want to seem critical, but when she showed her grandfather the size of here goldfish bowl–about 2 gallons–he quickly saw that size does matter. Being alive would also be good . . .