The Jones family, from Kansas, wanted their three year old, Henry, to see the mountains in Glacier Park. When Henry saw the glacial melt stream, he said, “Look Dad, the rocks are leaking!” His mom, having just heard the news, thought “Just Like Washington DC . . .”
Lefty didn’t think of himself as deformed, more like asymmetrical, and which way he leaned politically–right or left–he said depended on whether he was coming or going . . .
Shellie and her family, known as “Mexican Hat,” were getting nervous–even though their family had been here for generations, they were still undocumented . . .
After being subpoenaed to give testimony as to whether the president or his family or associates had given ducks in Central Park bread, the stinking paparazzi were relentless, demanding to know if it was Russian or American bread. No matter how they tried to duck the journalists and bloggers, it never ended . . .
The Lefties said she wasn’t blue enough, the Righties said she wasn’t red enough, some girl singer said she was infringing on her “PINK” trademark, and the Feds said she needed an environmental impact statement and Federal permit or she had to quit growing and spreading pollen on Federal land . . .
Because Handel’s music was considered “classical” (in fact, Baroque would be more accurate), Judy (pictured, 14th row, 6th from the right) was surprised at the turnout–all ages, all races, both genders–at the free concert at the Lincoln Memorial. But then it was Handel’s Royal Fireworks Concert, complete with a massive fireworks display at the conclusion. Was that Maxine Waters and her BFF Sheila Jackson Lee with the Trumps . . .?
