Cowmedian
He wondered why his jokes fell flat–got no laughs–his girlfriend told him he just wasn’t ever going to be a cowmedian. Maybe he could try some cat or goldfish jokes next open mike night . . .
Cow Humor
Hudson, a native Texas Longhorn, thought rather than go into beef production (no long term prospects there), he would become the first “Cow Comedian,” but his jokes didn’t get much response from his fellow cows. He was trying to decide if they just weren’t funny, or if bovine reticence just made them a tough audience . . .
No Flip-Flops
Sydnie hated the new EPA rule for National Wildlife sanctuaries–no Flip-Flops–she hated the feel of all that slimy mud between her toes . .
No Water Shortage
California had a water shortage and lots of thirsty people–Montana had lots of water and not all that many people. Governor Brown of California, along with George Clooney, Barbra Streisand, Lady GaGa and the Michael Jackson heirs are lobbying the president to use an executive order to annex Montana as a new county and water source for a thirsty California.
Snow Tires
Trudy (not pictured) had driven all the way from Florida to see Mt. Rainier and somehow imagined she could simply drive to the top and enjoy the view; after all, she had a Subaru with “symmetrical all wheel drive.” As she got closer, she began to think that she might also need snow tires.
Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .