Guido, like many New Yorkers, thought communication was talking and didn’t give much thought to the listening part. As a result, he thought his girlfriend had said “tangle,” not “Tango,” when suggesting dance lessons. Turns out she thought real lessons, not YouTube videos, might be helpful as well . . .
Only after he posted and then looked at a “selfie” on his Facebook page did Danny realize he could use a little “chin work” at the dermatologist. No wonder the chicks had been rather cool during mating season . . .
It was springtime and love was in the air. As Lucinda basked in the sun (and her boyfriend’s love), she couldn’t help but to burst out singing the old Mary Wells song,”My Guy.”
When the new girls hit the beach for the first time in Florida for spring break, they felt like they had been surrounded by a bunch of hyenas or a pack of wolves. The concept of just relaxing or getting a tan appeared to be somewhat problematic . . .
To complete his hipster makeover, a hat was needed, and to add a certain German flair, Westley decided to use a German dog for a hat. Clearly German Shepherds and German Shorthairs were too large–the Dachshund puppy seemed about right and seemed to enjoy the attention. And predictably, the girls loved it, but there was still a little issue with bathroom training . . .
Gabriel was always a little miffed about the whining and sniveling from Kermit, the Sesame Street frog, about how hard it was to be green. His best pick-up line was, “Hey, good lookin’! I’m the color of money! Interested in getting a Green Mountain brew at Starbucks?”
