After a rambling monologue about his love for his girlfriend, Chris was told, “That’s Floxinoxinihilipilification,” and couldn’t decide if she was just trying to impress him with her language skills or if he’d been called by the name of one of the dwarfs in the Hobbit movies . .
He wondered why his jokes fell flat–got no laughs–his girlfriend told him he just wasn’t ever going to be a cowmedian. Maybe he could try some cat or goldfish jokes next open mike night . . .
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line), he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover . . .
All of the young ones had worried that they might be “Late Bloomers” and miss all the fun, but Zoe (red) was quite pleased with how timing had worked out for her . . .
As she traveled to the spawning grounds in the in the upper reaches of the river to begin the next generation of trout, Sandra (pictured, center, underwater) felt like life had gotten a lot tougher since this mating drive thing had kicked in; in fact it seemed a lot like swimming upstream
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line); he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover. . .
