Bizarre

Condensed Water

The big expense with water based products is weight, and John had devised a theoretical bio-luminescent, organic reverse flow cold distillation method for condensing water for easier shipment.  When water was needed, just add water.  The Shark Tank guys seemed skeptical . . .

By |October 5th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre|Tags: |Comments Off on Condensed Water

Default Winner

Oswald had signed up as an independent in the race for governor as the champion of the Avian party.  It had just been a joke with a stated goal of “Avian Equality”, but when the Democratic candidate got caught for improper campaign fund  use, and the Republican candidate had been arraigned for misuse of power, Oswald had been the last man (bird?) standing.  He wondered if he would have to give up his Barista job . . .

By |September 30th, 2014|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Default Winner

Not Responsive

When Westley picked up his new pet {Brownie} from the pet adoption center, they said it had been neutered, was current on shots and ready for a new home.  They had seemed a bit vague on exact breed of dog he might be.  Attempts at training had proved problematic; Brownie would not respond to simple commands like “Come,”  “Sit,” or “Stay”,  and he was having a real problem with house training.  Then there was the matter of the missing cat . . .

By |September 29th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Not Responsive

Size

“Dad, does size matter . . . ?”

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Size

Alienation of Affection

When Troy tried to kiss his girlfriend goodnight, her reaction was startling–was it bad breath? Or was it something he said?  His lawyer encouraged him to sue someone for alienation of affection . . .

By |September 14th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Alienation of Affection

Playing With Fire

Jack wished he’d followed his gut instinct rather than his curiosity to see if the classic 1947 Chevy pickup truck he had found in an old barn would start before replacing the old dry rotted fuel line . . .

By |August 26th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Vehicles|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Playing With Fire