A selection of Various Birds
Mouthpiece
Pasquale was vocal about his political views, and he resented being called the party’s mouthpiece, just parroting the party line . . .
Swing Vote
The only thing better than winning the office football pool was being the small town hold-out “swing vote” . . .
The Thrill is Not Gone
Even though she had seen it 100 times, Kenzi still felt a thrill as Inigo Montoya and The Man In Black fought their epic duel in the “Princess Bride” . . .
New Job
Donna, tired of being a checker at Wal-Mart, was trying to find an online application for the DNC chairperson after Debbie Wasserman Schultz ducked out . . .
Not a RINO
With the “Red” convention over and the “Blue” one about to start, everyone thought Glen was “red” or at least a “RINO,” but not being a US citizen, he was really a political nobody . . .
Beer Money
Dudley had been trying to steal the power line wire to sell the copper for beer money all week, but he just couldn’t get it loose. . .