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Enzo, after watching old James Cagney movies on cable TV, just couldn't resist screaming "You dirty rats!" as he dove from the sky to catch the tasty rodents . . .
Out of Range
After hearing of 450 shootings in Chicago over the weekend, Red was glad to be in Texas. Sure, there was lots of shooting in Texas, just not at people (unless they needed it) . . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk!” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that. . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flier, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that.
Beer Money
Short on cash, but wanting to impress his girlfriend, Geoffrey had been trying to steal the copper power line for beer money for over a week–it wasn’t going well . . .