Rustic
“Rustic” is how the Realtor described it; “A little paint and a few nails, and the bathtub, though outside, is wood trimmed . . .”
In the Rough
Knowing that golf “In the rough” originated in green, wet, Scotland, Bryan was somewhat taken aback when he first saw the Arizona version of “In the rough . . .”
Nose Hair Clippers
Ellen had been disturbed about the white growths–her doctor told her it was just part of getting older–get a nose hair clipper if they bothered her . . .
Alaskan Fuel Economy
Kimbo (lead dog) was a firm believer in the old Alaskan adage, “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” This led him his team to embrace a somewhat cavalier attitude towards the “green” movement; after all, there were few places you could plug in an electric car such as the Chevy Volt or the Nissan Leaf, and when actual fuel was used, it was measured in kibbles per mile rather than miles per gallon.
Cirque du Soleil Rejects
Cynthia (top) and her partner Gabby were very disappointed when they got a reject notice from Cirque du Soleil for their “Cattle Egret standing on One Leg on Cow” act . . .
Exfoliating
As part of the weekend spa package Jill had given herself after dumping her useless football-watching, beer-drinking boyfriend, she’d been told that the mud bath was good for exfoliating the dead skin and rejuvenating her dry, cracked, scaly skin, but she didn’t think it was working . . .