Hawkish
The Donald had made quite a transition–from moderately conservative Democrat to what was now considered a definitely right wing conservative, even quite hawkish . . .
Floxinoxinihilipilification
After a rambling monologue about his love for his girlfriend, Chris was told, “That’s Floxinoxinihilipilification,” and couldn’t decide if she was just trying to impress him with her language skills or if he’d been called by the name of one of the dwarfs in the Hobbit movies . .
Cold Feet
Glen and his buddy Thom had talked of staying the winter in Idaho, thinking there would be little competition for food, but as the snow began, Glen got cold feet . . .
Foreign Aid
Belize’s Parliament, after hearing that the cold snap in the midwestern US reached all the way to Texas, decided to send some foreign aid. They figured 50 lbs of Habanero Peppers should take care of Texas and part of Oklahoma. Maybe Honduras and Guatemala could chip in to help Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Open Book
Trudy’s analyst was good–when he started her session going she felt like her mind was an open book .
Improper Signage
Bernadine was having trouble with her Home Owners Association–they were invoking the “Inappropriate Signage” clause, demanding she remove the offending signs . . .