Diverting Attention
Clem, noticing his tie didn’t go well with his shirt, tried to divert attention from himself by pointing and saying, “Look, President Trump came to the wedding . . .”
Clem, noticing his tie didn’t go well with his shirt, tried to divert attention from himself by pointing and saying, “Look, President Trump came to the wedding . . .”
Everyone was in a hurry; the Senator was giving out free tickets for the wedding of his son, and the rumor had it that he was also showing everyone his new gun. After all, it was Montana. . .
Chloe and Kimmee had convinced their mother to let them go to the party after the wedding rehearsal, but maybe they had more of those fruity drinks with umbrellas than they should have. Now they were almost an hour after their mother’s fairly generous curfew. “Straighten up, girl,” said Kimmee to Chloe, “or Mom will never let us out till we’re 50 or get married ourselves . . .
Lizzie (not pictured) couldn’t decide if Jeff, her fiance (pictured, under water), had gotten cold feet about getting married and was heading back out to sea to avoid the humiliation of calling off the wedding or if he had forgotten to download the updates for his GPS . . . . David, Sf.G.
David was really shy and very private, so when his girlfriend started talking about getting married, he was nervous. When she started talking about a lavish 500 guest wedding with Dire Straits playing at the reception at a cost that would put them in debt for 20 years, his response was “I’m Outta Here”. . . . . David, Sf.G.