polls

Long Face

When asked “Why the long face?” Candace Jean said, “Nobody bothered to poll the pelicans for the election, much less help to get out the pelican vote–all votes should count . . .”

By |November 8th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Long Face

Grass Roots Poll

In anticipation of a recent “grass roots” poll, both the red  and  blue supporters predicted an easy victory.  The results were quite a setback for both parties, and had them rethinking  their strategies . . .

By |July 30th, 2015|Categories: Flowers, Landscapes, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Grass Roots Poll

Red State

As the pollsters got off the plane to take the measure of a particular southern state, they were pretty well convinced it was going to be a red state . . .

By |July 13th, 2015|Categories: Flowers, Politics|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on Red State

Web of Deceit

The once hugely popular Congresswoman, caught in a web of deceit by the media and the Congressional committee, suddenly found herself upside down in the polls. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |October 17th, 2013|Categories: Spiders|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Web of Deceit

Fired

The public opinion polls seemed to say whatever the pollsters wanted them to say; pro abortion or anti abortion, pro gun or anti gun, pro gay marriage, anti gay marriage, raise the debt ceiling or don’t raise it.  The one thing all the polls agreed on was that the whole bunch of politicos ought to be fired and they should start over . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |April 3rd, 2013|Categories: Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Fired