Just Joking
An alligator goes into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Who would taste better, Hillary or Donald?” He said he thought the question should be “Who would taste worse?” Then he asked the bartender, “Grilled or deep fried . . .?”
Just Another Texas Sunset
As it turned out, it was not an argument between Hillary and Bill about whether they should attend the Trump inauguration or what they would tweet, but just another glorious Texas Sunset . . .
Missing Emails Found
Using trained data locator pigeons, the FBI was able to recover and read many files one of the presidential candidates had reported “accidentally deleted” . . .
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?
Candidate Stand-in?
Both of the presidential campaigns were hiring “look-a-like stand-ins” to confuse potential terrorists. Zoe thought her close resemblance to either one should get her the job . . .
The Winner, Mostly
Now that the other Republican contenders had dropped out, Donald could take a deep breath . . . and start a hostile takeover of Hillary . . .