Corny
Gary was billed as a stand up comedian that told corny jokes with a unique twist . . .
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?
No Respect
When Bernie (second from the right) tried to tell his joke at the comedy club, he got no respect. How could they get the punchline without hearing the set-up . . .?
Dry Humor
The Cactus Flower Girls from Tombstone, Arizona made it a point to be at the Stand Up Comedians’ convention in Las Vegas every year. The competition was fierce, and while everyone thought them funny, it was considered rather dry humor.
WWDDD?
Loren was doing his best to entertain the group that had come to his Political Action Committee fund drive for his favorite politician and, the truth be told, he was a pretty fair stand up comedian. He just wished he would never again hear “That guy Quacks me up”. Thinking about his famous relative, he just kept asking himself “What would Daffy Duck do?” . . . . David, Sf.G.