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Herbert enjoyed the herd's weekly karaoke night but wished they could get past "The farmer in the dell, hi ho the dairy-oh, blah blah . . ." First of all, they weren't dairy cows, and second, what's wrong with a little "Stairway to Heaven" or "Heartbreak Hotel" now and then . . .
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When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede horns . . ."
Elvis Look-alike?
When the new guy showed up in gold, up everyone wondered–Elvis impersonator? Liberace look-alike? Michael Jackson (not Prince, no purple) or the lost heir of the Romanovs . . .?
Elvis Impersonator
Jerome finally knew his goal; be an Elvis look-a-like and sing “Hound Dog” and “In The Ghetto” at the Louisiana floating casinos, getting high dollar chips for tips . . .
Elvis/Viva Las Vegas
Gerard was ready for the Elvis Viva Las Vegas look-a-like contest. He had the hair down, the hip shuffle, everything but the sequined jumpsuit. Well, he’d just have to wing it . . .
A Rose by Any Other Name
Wanting to be more than just another pretty face, Rose Pinque (yes, her actual name) wasn’t sure what to call herself; it seemed like all the rose or pink names had been used to a fare-thee-well, and somehow Elvis or The Boss just didn’t seem right. And anyway, she sang the blues . . .