Elvis Impersonator
Jerome finally knew his goal; be an Elvis look-a-like and sing “Hound Dog” and “In The Ghetto” at the Louisiana floating casinos, getting high dollar chips for tips . . .
In the Rough
When Llewellyn had booked his Texas golf vacation, he had been intrigued by the description of the Blue Elbow Swamp course (just west of the Louisiana border) that had been billed as “In the rough”. Turns out the claim wasn’t just hyperbole, and there was no extra charge for the opportunity to mingle with the gators or cottonmouth water moccasins.
Whatever Floats Your Boat
When Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal visited Amsterdam, Holland, to look for ideas for New Orleans to better cope with low elevations and maybe turn the situation into something positive, he was shown the “brick houseboat”. This unique craft was supposedly built by one of the three little pigs going the extra mile to defeat the wolf. All the Governor could say was, “Whatever floats your boat”. . . . . David, Sf.G.