Dinner Reservations
Once he left the nest and had to make a living on his own, Horace quickly learned that death, taxes, and road kill wait for no one . . .
Elvis Look-alike?
When the new guy showed up in gold, up everyone wondered–Elvis impersonator? Liberace look-alike? Michael Jackson (not Prince, no purple) or the lost heir of the Romanovs . . .?
Talking Turkey
Even after assurances from his psychiatrist that the “Turkey” in Turkey Vulture put him in no danger during certain holidays, Tim was anxious as that holiday neared and people started “talking turkey . . .”